Handy-caps

The things that the government would handy-cap me for would be my hearing and speaking. I tend to have a greater ear for listening to specific types of sounds and pitches. I also usually show more coherence and comprehensiveness in my public speaking than many others. For this, the government would implement some sort of mechanism to my jaw to disable me from being able to articulate so many things I would wish to say, so that those who naturally talk at a similar rate to this would feel as though there is a more level playing field.  The government would also embed by ears with some sort of device to block out sound frequently enough so that I have a hard time hearing.